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| 01. And I’d been left only with his radiant and affectionate facial expressions and a soft, cultured voice that could talk the Devil into behaving well.
  02. Go ahead and stab my back, and while you're back there, you can kiss my ass.
  03. Lovely lips tangled in sheets, who needs love when youve got insecurities. Lovely hips tangled in seams, two drunk kids fucking in the backseat .
  04. The real trouble with my sarcasm, is that half the time when people think I’m being sarcastic, I’m actually being quite sincere.
 05. "I love you" she confessed, "but then again, I've been known to exaggerate."
  06. I don't believe in the word "regret" I believe in the phrase; "you fucked up and now you learned from it."
  07. My old man always swore that Hell would have no flame Just a front row seat to watch your true love Pack her things and drive away
  08. Growing up back then had its perks, We watched great television and learned how computers worked, But before you dismiss us as a shallow sugary cereal generation, Take a look at our life education. You may have seen your president get shot, But we see brutal violence in our school parking lots, You came out of Vietnam with a few heroes, But there were a lot of deaths at Ground Zero. You were judged by your color and race, But that was before school shootings took place, So life may have been tough back in 1967, But was it worse than seeing what happened on 9/11. Was the media pumping you with fear all the time? Harvard was a famous school not Columbine, And no one knew what mad cow disease was, You fought battles overseas but we fight ones with ourselves daily. So next time you think you're traumatized and real, We'll be in the bathroom throwing up our meals.
  09. If I'm gonna go down, I'm gonna do it with style. you won't hear me surrender, you won't hear me confess. 'cause you've left me with nothing but i've worked with less.
 10. dear mr. and/or mrs. sender, we're pleased to inform that your application's been accepted. starting from the time you get this letter, your life will be one never ending "hope you're feeling better."
  11. I LIKE DEAD END SIGNS they're kind, they at least have the decency to let you know you're going nowhere.
  12. I don't understand why your love is so cold. It's always me who's reaching out for your hand.
  13. You are a getaway car A rush of blood to the head But me, I'm just the covers on top of your bed You steer in a rear view mirror Make my head swim I'll keep you warm And won't ask you where you've been.
  14. Such a handsome boy; such a beautiful girl; what a tragedy it will make.
  15. And she's the cliche of teenage tragedy. A band-aid on her heart and a bruise on her arm where her heart used to be on her sleeve.
  16. i got a million ugly words for what she is.. i could say it all but that would'nt change the fact that, at the end of the night, your still going home with that bitch.
  17. People are scared of her.. not because she`s mean, oh no. She`s the quiet girl. They`re scared that one day she`s just gonna lose it & everything will come out that she`s kept in.
  18. I refuse to star in any of your psycho-drama.
  19. My life is mine & no stupid bitches, or immature boys can mess it up anymore. i'm the real deal and if you want to, i'd love to see you try & fucking break me.
  20. I've learned that no matter how much i care, sometimes people are still assholes. I've learned that it takes years to build up real trust and only suspision (not proof) to destroy it. And i've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to someone else cause sometimes they're more screwed up than you could ever imagine.
  21. You hit me with the truth, but honestly, i think a bus would have hurt less.
  22. Gaining the world and hiding affection. Will you ever be pleased with your own skin? Will you ever refuse what they're saying? You can't hide your insecurities with a pretty face.
  23.
Skin suffocating spaghetti strap, and six-inch fuck me heels. She dosen`t care what anyone says; all she knows is sex appeal.
  24. She's a summer girl. She likes things simple and she hates drama. She wishes that she could wear flip-flops year round and she hates being cold. She`s moody during the winter cause things are usually falling apart. But then summer comes, it always does and she realizes that she has true friends, and that nothing can beat those summer days and nights that are spent with the waves crashing and the sand between her toes.
  25. The whole world will tell you who you are until you tell the world.
  26. I want a notebook romance, A love like Cory and Topanga, A story like a walk to remember, && I want it all to be with you.
  27. Never underestimate a girl like me I'm like no one you've ever met & I'm stronger than I seem. You can't break me.
  Save up some tears for the rest of the world, but don't waste it all, for no man deserves it.
  28. She's backing off; that's what he wants. He swears he loves her. He builds her up, but then he pushes her to her lowest | | |
| 01. I like cute guys. Not necessarily the hottest guy, but the one that's clumsy & crazy & always makes me smile. You know what I mean? Like he might not be Abercrombie potential, but he still has all my attention. No, not in the show-offy type of way, but in the I'm-totally-cool-with-who-I-am kind of way. Like he can smile at me & I know we were meant for this, for us. It would be like, he wouldn't always know what to say & when to say it, but he would want to. Because sometimes caring enough to try really is enough. And for us it would be. He'd be spontaneous, always doing something I would have never expected would make me fall in love. The kind of guy that is so proud to be yours. The kind that has an amazing family that you feel at home with. You know, the kind of guy that is your best friend, but the only person you could ever see yourself with at the same time. He would love me for everything I am, for real, not just say it like everyone else always does. He would mean it & I wouldn't have to think twice to know he was telling the truth. And maybe we'd be exact opposites, but that what would make our relationship great. Working at it. Because without the work, it wouldn't really be worth it.
02. Well, your eyes are puffy. Which, from experience, screams textbook crying eyes. You have your hair up, Which means you're probably not planning on impressing any boys today. I'd say you're nursing a hell of a broken heart. And not the school-girl crush kind. You're dealing with the real thing. [OneTreeHill]
03. I believe that we are who we choose to be. Nobody's going to come and save you, you've got to save yourself. Nobody's going to give you anything; you've got to go out and fight for it. Nobody knows what you want except for you. And nobody will be as sorry as you if you don't get it. So, don't give up on your dreams.
04. And in the end, I'm not perfect. I'll annoy you and tick you off, say stupid things & then take them back, but put that all aside and you'll never find a girl that loves you more than I do.
05. Stop planning your life and let it plan itself. Quit trying to find the perfect boy, and let him find you. If you don't want drama, then don't talk shit. Things are only as complicated as you make them.
06. Rumors spred in two seconds flat. He did this and she said that. Well I don't give a fuck; Now go spread that.
07. my dreams came true, when i found you, my miracle.
08. Me & my girls stay pretty. We don't just rep; we run this city!
09. Long-distance relationships.. now there's an oxymoron - how can you be with someone when you're nowhere near that someone? [OtherwiseEngaged-EileenGoudge]
10. I never used to be jealous, but then I started liking you. Now I'm jealous of just about every girl that you talk to, smile at, or even wave at. It's all because in those seconds when you look into their eyes,
I'm not on your mind.
11. So let it be just you and me tonight; tangled up in eachother's arms with fireworks exploding in our hearts.
12. I need the smell of summer to wake up to the sound of a lawnmower. Spending everyday with your best friends, the smell of cholorine in your hair, thinking that you will find love, staying up late and sleeping in, bonfires with friends. Saying goodbye to drama because for 3 months, you don't care. | | |
| 01. The thing about life that I've learned is that you're going to get hurt. You're going to have emotional nights and cry yourself to sleep for hours. You're going to suffer some kind of heartbreak, some kind of loss. But you will also have those moments where you heal. Those moments are the best. You feel like you smile for the first time again. You feel like you're alive again. Life just kind of restarts.
02. I was stuck. I was in this place, inbetween my future and my past, and I wasn't sure which one I wanted more. But I guess it was only natural, you know? To dream of a summer love from long ago, or nights you spent with friends you used to know. These people had long since gone, and part of you wanted them back, and God you hated to admit it. That was the funny part. Like admitting you missed people or things or times long ago made you weak or something, but it didn't. And sometimes I would curl up by my window and stare off into the stars, dreaming of my future, the love and friends I had yet to come. Part of me just wanted to throw myself into the future and the other part wanted me to hurl myself into my past.
03. Over the course of the average lifetime you meet a lot of people. Some of them stick with you through thick and thin. Some weave their way through your life and disappear forever. But once in a while someone comes along who earns a permanent place in your heart.
04. Instead of thinking about what you're missing, try thinking about what you have that everyone else is missing.
05. I like beginnings because they're so full of promise. The first page of a book, the first day of a job, the first time you buy yourself flowers, the first date with a new man, the first touch, the first kiss, the first kick of a good liquour, the first moment you hold your own baby. I like beginnings because I know there's always more to come.
06. I just I love you more than anything. When people told me don’t be with him, I was like you obviously don’t know him because he’s the most amazing guy I’ve ever met in my life. I never had a relationship like this; it’s so fun, it’s so everything and you’re always there and I know for my whole life that you’ll always be there. And I know that you’re the most loyal, amazing, loving, everything person and I love you more than anything in the whole world. {HeidiMontague}
07. Do you remember the crickets and the cicatas in the summertime? Do you remember being five years old and wearing a cute little pink ruffled bathing suit? Do you remember where you spent all of your afternoons with your dog and a pal in the ocean? Do you remember your legs brushing against the tips of the waves, and hearing your mommy call to you to come back near the sand. The sand where you'd be safe? Do you remember back when you were just a little girl and that was as hard as it was going to get, well I do. And I just wanted to know how long is this world going to be complicated? How long are we going to munipliated into doing things that no one should ever do? How long, how long? Because a whole lot of me misses the simple life where the only thing that was on the surface was the sand beneath my feet. And the only thing I had to worry about was how much my sun burn hurt.
08. And it was through falling flat-on-my-butt in love with him that I realized the most important thing about first love: as deep as it is for you at the time, it’s only a teaser for even more amazing things to come. And whether first love ends dramatically or hurtfully or simply, eventually all the emotional fog surrounding it clears and we can see that first love is so special because it’s one of the few experiences in life when we follow only our heart – not reason, not “rules,” not what other people say. Maybe that’s why we all hold on to our first love in some way – why we miss it or long for it, want to reclaim or redo it. Because first love opens our eyes to that feeling that everyone has been talking about, singing about, writing about. It makes you feel like you’ve crossed over from not knowing to knowing. With first love, everything is new and the possibilities it awakens in you are exhilarating.
09. You think you're not pretty - There is always someone uglier. You want more money - People are in poverty. You want a boyfriend - Someone doesn't even have parents. Your hungry - a child is starving. You want to go to the mall - someone is looking for anything that they can wear just to stay warm. Your chilly - others are frozen. You just want to die - most people want to live. So don't waste your time on things that you think you want because there is always someone out there who needs it much more than you could ever possibly know.
10. Sometimes we are all so afraid to be honest with ourselves because we know that honesty will lead us somewhere off the path of the life we've mapped out in our minds. Today, I challenge us to ask ourselves this: What if we allow our fear to provoke us into action? Can facing our fear be what walks us to somewhere better? I do not have your answers, but in the quest to find my own, I've discovered somewhere worth traveling to. In my life, I ignore my fears too often, but then I'm left with nothing to challenge the best of me. I just remain covering from my true identity. There is no discovery. {JessicaSimpson}
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| 01. Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.
02. Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day
03. Charlie: Dad? Scott Calvin: What is it, Charlie? Charlie: Maybe you better leave some milk and cookies out, just in case. Okay? Scott Calvin: Great. I'll just go pre-heat the oven. Charlie: And don't forget the fire extinguisher! Scott Calvin: Good night, Charlie! {SantaClause}
04. Jack Frost: You get the Coca-Cola cans, you get the TV specials and what do I get? A few runny noses and some dead citrus.
05. I was shopping with my mother. I sat on the department store Santa's knee... Then we left the store, came to a street corner and there was Santa again, ringing a bell and he was black. ... he looked at me with no recognition. ... And I knew right then this whole thing was a fraud. {PeterMcNicol}
06. Sing hey! Sing hey! For Christmas Day; Twine mistletoe and holly. For a friendship glows In winter snows, And so let's all be jolly!
07. There are three stages of a man's life: He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn't believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus.
08. He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot, And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot; A bundle of toys he had flung on his back, And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack. His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry! His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry! His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow; The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth, And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath; He had a broad face and a little round belly, That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly. He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf, And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself; A wink of his eye and a twist of his head, Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread; He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk, And laying his finger aside of his nose, And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose; He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, And away they all flew like the down of a thistle. {TheNightBeforeChistmas}
09. "C" is for the Christ child, born upon this day, "H" for herald angels in the night, "R" means our Redeemer, "I" means Israel, "S" is for the star that shone so bright, "T" is for three wise men, they who traveled far, "M" is for the manger where he lay, "A"’s for all He stands for, "S" means shepherds came, And that’s why there’s a Christmas day.
10. When we finally kiss goodnight, How I'll hate going out in the storm! But if you'll really hold me tight, All the way home I'll be warm. {LetItSnow}
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| The Perfect Women
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life was, of course “perfect.” One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a SUV) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor? The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was an accident.
Santa's A Women
I think Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy a sacred myth, but I believe he’s a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men don’t even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets, and mood rings left on the shelves. On this count alone, I’m convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the bag. Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted and strapped to the rear bumper of the sleigh amid wide-eyed, desperate claims that buck season had been extended. Blitzen’s rack would already be on the way to the taxidermist. Even if the male Santa DID have reindeer, he’d still have transportation problems because he would inevitably get lost up there in the snow and clouds and then refuse to stop and ask for directions. Other reasons why Santa can’t possibly be a man: - Men can’t pack a bag. - Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet. - Men don’t answer their mail. - Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in jest as anything remotely resembling a “bowlful of jelly.” - Men aren’t interested in stockings unless somebody’s wearing them. - Having to do the Ho Ho Ho thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women. - Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.
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